#95

I for one am disgusted at all this avocado hate. Avocados are versatile, nutritious, adorable and vegan friendly and I heard someone once say that avocados rot in their yard the same way apples do in mine and I was so jealous, i would love to have an avocado tree. The only problem with them is that their farming is causing deforestation and harming ecosystems which is no small problem and something I worry about

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#96
  1. Rosé, kombucha and quinoa
#97

bulletproof coffee sounds beyond repellent :face_vomiting:

almost as bad as avocados :wink:

#98

Makes great Ramen

#99

If they mean this then I had about 5 a day when I was pregnant.

I suspect they might mean, like two sweet waffles as the bread?

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#100

Yeah, rosé is cool now. Tbf, there’s some really really good ones, its no longer like that deep pink syrupy shit it used to be. (But also, millenials are not claiming rosé - it’s the most boomer wine variety)

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#102

Cauli rice is good

Quinoa is hateful

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#103

You need to stop sucking the teat of Big Hass and get on the Shepard avo train. Doesn’t go brown, isn’t as slimy, better in slices in salads and sandwiches. Follow the Shepard!

#104

Hell yes! Nice rosé with your prawn cocktail, Abigail?

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#105

c-c-c-c-cocaine

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#106

Fucking LOVE avocado and I can’t really understand why a pure staple of the breakfasts like avocado toast is doing on this menu of slightly different stuff.

(Also ‘oat milk’ can absolutely fuck off with implication that vegans are inherently awful.)

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#107

I’ve had a fake off brand Cronut, not sure if that counts

#108

my gran got into cauliflower rice in a big way last year, and shes 80 so not very millenial

#109

Fixed it

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#110

I have eaten

  • Avocado Toast
  • Charcoal Water
  • Rainbow Bagel
  • Unicorn Frap
  • Cronut
  • Black Ice Cream
  • Cloud Eggs
  • Quinoa
  • Pumpkin Spice Latte
  • Kombucha
  • Matcha Anything
  • Poke
  • La Croix
  • Tumeric Latte
  • Açaí Bowls
  • Overnight Oats
  • Ramen Burger
  • Mermaid Toast
  • Sushi Burrito
  • Rolled Ice Cream
  • Oat Milk
  • Rosé
  • Ass
  • Bone Broth
  • Impossible Burger
  • Almond Butter
  • Green Juice
  • Cauliflower Rice
  • Boba
  • Bullet Proof Coffee
  • Waffle Sandwich

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#111

I’m making some bone broth at the moment.

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#114

Feels like one of those “Create your own XX name” generators for a shitty Shoreditch cafe business.

Take one from Column A, and one from Column B

Avocado             Butter
Charcoal            Milk
Rainbow             Latte
Unicorn             Bowls
Tumeric             Bagel
Ramen               Water
Mermaid             Eggs
Green               Coffee
Waffle              Waffle
Deconstructed       Ass
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#115

Hi there welcome to Waffle Waffle! Can I take your waffle?

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