I’ll do an apple in one or two. I invest in quality peelers. Keep one in the car. That’s my hint.
I agree, that is strange.
I like the idea of someone saying they ‘unfurl’ a banana though.
I often do this and it ends up looking like an elephant with trunk and big ears, or cock and balls if you prefer.
Other than flags or penises not much gets unfurled.
I prefer elephant and I resent your assumption that I would prefer cock and balls thank you very much!
IF you prefer, no assumptions here. I’ll put you down for elephant, Balonz down for unfurled cock and balls.
Really thought this thread was a perfect blend of universality and inanity that would play well with the community. Shame.
Ask what type of peelers people prefer to use. The sideways ones or the downwards ones.
If you’re not using a y peeler you’re dead to me
These people are capricious, unpredictable scum. Never forget that.
Here is a picture of my nephew peeling a sausage as if it was a banana in an unsuccessful attempt to convince his mother that he was eating fruit
They certainly do a good job of reminding me on a daily basis
What gave it away?
Probably the fact that his mother had cooked and served him sausages
I can see how she might therefore realise that he was eating a sausage and not a banana.
Why was your nephew trying to convince his mother than he was eating fruit?
Cause he’s a little stinker!
I don’t like eating bananas
Do you have a favoured fruit?
I can live with some of the tropical fruits, your mangos and your passion fruits etc. Not really a big fruit guy though.
I think when cherries are in top form they are pretty unbeatable.
