How many people in your life do you think you could correctly identify from the sound of them sneezing or coughing alone?


#1

Also, as a nice little fun bonus, how many people do you think could identify you from the sound of your sneeze or cough alone?


#2

5/4


#3

I could definitely identify my mum’s cough cause I always comment that it sounds like a very unsatisfactory cough. Give it some proper welly, Mum!


#4

Good time signature, that.


#5

Q1. Girlfriend and my dad, maybe my mum.
Q2. Dunno


#6

Depends, if I’m at home or work I’d be able to work out anyone. If it was a lab controlled thing where an unidentified person from my life was behind a curtain and I had to work it out I’d not do as well.

Which scenario were you talking about?


#7

What if it was a gameshow hosted by bradley walsh?


#8

I’d rise to the challenge I reckon


#9

Would you be willing to bring this up with her in a conversation or via text message?


#10

It shouldn’t surprise you to learn that I think this would be a good programme.


#11

One. If my ears are ringing then it’s her.


#12

The “dream threesome” thread is not this one.


#13

I bring it up to her every time she coughs.


#14

Falls on deaf ears I’m assuming?


#15

Often paranoid that people can identify me by my sneezes. I do this thing almost every time where it’s

sneezesneeze… … … … SNEEZE


#16

Still yet to give it more welly in the 29 years i’ve known her.


#17

I’m not sure that I could recognise anyone by their sneezing.

But literally everyone I know can recongnise me by my sneeze. Always 7 quite quick sneezes, no one says bless you until the 7th.

It’s quite annoying for me, and probably for everyone else too.