How many people in your life do you think you could correctly identify from the sound of them sneezing or coughing alone?


Also, as a nice little fun bonus, how many people do you think could identify you from the sound of your sneeze or cough alone?




I could definitely identify my mum’s cough cause I always comment that it sounds like a very unsatisfactory cough. Give it some proper welly, Mum!


Good time signature, that.


Q1. Girlfriend and my dad, maybe my mum.
Q2. Dunno


Depends, if I’m at home or work I’d be able to work out anyone. If it was a lab controlled thing where an unidentified person from my life was behind a curtain and I had to work it out I’d not do as well.

Which scenario were you talking about?


What if it was a gameshow hosted by bradley walsh?


I’d rise to the challenge I reckon


Would you be willing to bring this up with her in a conversation or via text message?


It shouldn’t surprise you to learn that I think this would be a good programme.


One. If my ears are ringing then it’s her.


The “dream threesome” thread is not this one.


I bring it up to her every time she coughs.


Falls on deaf ears I’m assuming?


Often paranoid that people can identify me by my sneezes. I do this thing almost every time where it’s

sneezesneeze… … … … SNEEZE


Still yet to give it more welly in the 29 years i’ve known her.


I’m not sure that I could recognise anyone by their sneezing.

But literally everyone I know can recongnise me by my sneeze. Always 7 quite quick sneezes, no one says bless you until the 7th.

It’s quite annoying for me, and probably for everyone else too.