How Many Slices Do You Cut An Oven Pizza Into?

  • 4
  • 6
  • 8
  • Knife and fork
  • Nibble on the whole thing like a rodent, starting at the crust
  • Some other kind of asymmetrical nightmare I can’t think of

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Only six, I couldn’t manage eight

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six… don’t think i could eat eight

LOL

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NOOOOOOO

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AAAAAH SUFFER

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If there’s any justice in the world, this thread should be exclusively people posting that joke

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Four.

Just eat it directly off the scissors

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^Couldn’t manage 6

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Haven’t had an oven pizza in so long :frowning:

Used to like doing 8 because it made it feel like I had more pizza.

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I go 16 usually, many tiny pizza fingers to savour

Measuring your angles, trying to get six evenly sized slices, it’s a pretty fun game. Not gonna get that with your fours or your eights.

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our slicing board suggests 6, but that gnome likes to have slightly smaller slices, so 8ths it is.

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Could never manage eight!!!

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i go one across the length

then the second & third cut to the middle, not the edge

rotate plate then the fourth & fifth cut again to the centre

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This might be the most Theo thing I’ve ever read.

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Only eight please six will be too large

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(four is my reality)

6 or 8 depending on how hungry I am

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