How Many Slices Do You Cut An Oven Pizza Into?

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#1
  • 4
  • 6
  • 8
  • Knife and fork
  • Nibble on the whole thing like a rodent, starting at the crust
  • Some other kind of asymmetrical nightmare I can’t think of

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#2

Only six, I couldn’t manage eight

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#3

six… don’t think i could eat eight

LOL

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#4

NOOOOOOO

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#5

AAAAAH SUFFER

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#6

If there’s any justice in the world, this thread should be exclusively people posting that joke

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#8

Just eat it directly off the scissors

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#9

^Couldn’t manage 6

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#10

Haven’t had an oven pizza in so long :frowning:

Used to like doing 8 because it made it feel like I had more pizza.

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#11

I go 16 usually, many tiny pizza fingers to savour

#12

Measuring your angles, trying to get six evenly sized slices, it’s a pretty fun game. Not gonna get that with your fours or your eights.

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#13

our slicing board suggests 6, but that gnome likes to have slightly smaller slices, so 8ths it is.

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#14

Could never manage eight!!!

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#15

i go one across the length

then the second & third cut to the middle, not the edge

rotate plate then the fourth & fifth cut again to the centre

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#16

This might be the most Theo thing I’ve ever read.

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#18

Only eight please six will be too large

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#19

(four is my reality)

#20

6 or 8 depending on how hungry I am

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#21

if only that were true