- Knife and fork
- Nibble on the whole thing like a rodent, starting at the crust
- Some other kind of asymmetrical nightmare I can’t think of
Only six, I couldn’t manage eight
six… don’t think i could eat eight
If there’s any justice in the world, this thread should be exclusively people posting that joke
Just eat it directly off the scissors
^Couldn’t manage 6
Haven’t had an oven pizza in so long
Used to like doing 8 because it made it feel like I had more pizza.
I go 16 usually, many tiny pizza fingers to savour
Measuring your angles, trying to get six evenly sized slices, it’s a pretty fun game. Not gonna get that with your fours or your eights.
our slicing board suggests 6, but that gnome likes to have slightly smaller slices, so 8ths it is.
Could never manage eight!!!
i go one across the length
then the second & third cut to the middle, not the edge
rotate plate then the fourth & fifth cut again to the centre
This might be the most Theo thing I’ve ever read.
Only eight please six will be too large
(four is my reality)
6 or 8 depending on how hungry I am
if only that were true