#22

Fold it into a cone and eat it whole

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#23

Cutting a non-circular pizza

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  • I still cut slices out from the middle
  • I cut kind of rectangular sections (which I’ve just seen is the serving suggestion on the box)

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#24

I fucking hate shit like ‘hand stretched’. So fucking what?

(I would cut it in half length ways and then do those halves in trad pizza triangles)

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#25

Church

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#26

Anyone who does quarters (4) needs fucking help.

That’s all I’m saying.

It’s no big deal.

But you need fucking help.

Seriously, get help.

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#27

Don’t want just any twat stretching your dough

#30

??

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#31

I scissor that bastard into 6, I reckon.

#33

Hmmmm. I think we get a whole thread out of this. Let’s save it for a rainy day.

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#35

how can you do six?

that’s just not logical

#36

half it half it half it half it innit

#37

knife and fork. only pricks pre slice their pizzas.

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#38

bit hoitytoity

#39

hoitytoit my ass!

#40

think the first time I realised I was poor was when I went my friend’s house and they ate pizza with a knife and fork

#41

pizza cutter costs extra how can this be.

#42

it’s a class thing really isn’t it, not about owning the cutlery just the perception of needing to look neat and clean

#43

like the people who eat chippy chips with a wooden fork

#44

takes longer to eat with a knife and fork, which is why I do it - definitely more working class, sorry.

#45

You can cut it into slices (easily) with a big knife.