How many slices do you cut your pizza into?

  • Six pieces
  • Eight pieces
  • I am a member of the 1922 Committee

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  1. 4 slices
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Freak.

I just dive into with a knife and fork. No slices

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Oh, I could never manage 8!!!
^ A quality joke worthy of saying every time you have a pizza.

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Eight, UNLESS it’s one of those pathetic personal pizza things (i.e. I’ve made a mistake when ordering), in which case four.

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Come on pal, this isn’t a place for jokes.

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fucking hell

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Quite often I just tear bits of pizza off, don’t even slice it

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Six but I feel like it doesn’t define me in any significant way

Always done it, ever since I saw a Ristorante pizza advert with two people using cutlery to eat frozen pizza whilst sat on a bridge

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Going to have to mute this thread, it’s making me angry already.

*Scissors and fork

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  1. my mate was doing pizzas the other week and brought me over a 4-slicer. I sent it back

6 if home made or shop bought

If it’s in a restaurant, I’m free styling with my cutting

Hands down the best frozen pizza money can buy

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always dripping in slime maaan

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Usually 6, but maybe 8 if it’s a BIG ONE.

Alright Dear Zoo.

This joke will only appeal to a very niche crowd but rest assured it’s a good piece of business.

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Depends