- Six pieces
- Eight pieces
- I am a member of the 1922 Committee
I just dive into with a knife and fork. No slices
Oh, I could never manage 8!!!
^ A quality joke worthy of saying every time you have a pizza.
Eight, UNLESS it’s one of those pathetic personal pizza things (i.e. I’ve made a mistake when ordering), in which case four.
Come on pal, this isn’t a place for jokes.
Quite often I just tear bits of pizza off, don’t even slice it
Six but I feel like it doesn’t define me in any significant way
Always done it, ever since I saw a Ristorante pizza advert with two people using cutlery to eat frozen pizza whilst sat on a bridge
Going to have to mute this thread, it’s making me angry already.
*Scissors and fork
6 if home made or shop bought
If it’s in a restaurant, I’m free styling with my cutting
Hands down the best frozen pizza money can buy
always dripping in slime maaan
Usually 6, but maybe 8 if it’s a BIG ONE.
Alright Dear Zoo.
This joke will only appeal to a very niche crowd but rest assured it’s a good piece of business.