There’s times when Fig has a wild look in his eye when I’m just out of the shower and…it’s troubling.
Surely my finest thread. No regrets.
Caught my cat performing anilingus while watching me get dressed last week
on who?
Oh what a sultry look! Watch out!
She slowly, gently rubs her claws over my arm or hand in that position. It’s like a BDSM scene and she’s the domme
Heard they’re struggling after Stobart Air collapsed at the weekend
Absolutely zero. I think she genuinely despises me.
Mainly appears interested in me as a potential provider of food, so not at all
Popped round to my parents’ house recently while my car was having something done and spent a couple of hours in the garden. Got mostly ignored by the cat apart from when I went into the kitchen, where the cat food is, to wash my hands, whereupon suddenly she was interested in my presence and miaowed at me.
Oh crikey
Read this as ‘my brother’.
That’s hella seductive
I only have moths so difficult to tell
They fancy you alright
They eat woolly jumpers ive worn so checks out
Really wish I was even half as sexy as this cat is
Maisie is in love with me. She also likes to burst in during intimate moments like we are all soap opera characters or something