How much do you think your pet fancies you?

There’s times when Fig has a wild look in his eye when I’m just out of the shower and…it’s troubling.

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Surely my finest thread. No regrets.

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Caught my cat performing anilingus while watching me get dressed last week

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:smile::sob:

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on who?

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Oh what a sultry look! Watch out!

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She slowly, gently rubs her claws over my arm or hand in that position. It’s like a BDSM scene and she’s the domme

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Heard they’re struggling after Stobart Air collapsed at the weekend

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The picture says it all :joy::joy::joy:

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Absolutely zero. I think she genuinely despises me.

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Mainly appears interested in me as a potential provider of food, so not at all

Popped round to my parents’ house recently while my car was having something done and spent a couple of hours in the garden. Got mostly ignored by the cat apart from when I went into the kitchen, where the cat food is, to wash my hands, whereupon suddenly she was interested in my presence and miaowed at me.

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Oh crikey :smile:

Read this as ‘my brother’.

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That’s hella seductive

I only have moths so difficult to tell

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They fancy you alright

They eat woolly jumpers ive worn so checks out

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Really wish I was even half as sexy as this cat is

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Maisie is in love with me. She also likes to burst in during intimate moments like we are all soap opera characters or something

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