My recommended calorie intake is ‘many’.

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haven’t been craving a mcdonalds or any shitty fastfood or even takeaway since lockdown

now my body is a temple

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and my god is ronald mcdonald.

hallelujah

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‘Going to McDonalds with @profk and filling a bin bag with burgers to take to the park with another bin bag of cans’ is now on my bucket list.

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entering a poetry slam

[kate tempest pause]

my body is a temple
and my god is ronald mcdonald

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They were murderous cunts with shite food before but seeing as how they’ve acted during the plague they’ve reached new lows
Would go for a strong 0 to a light -1

Nice burgs tho

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I’LL MAKE YOU INTO NICE BURGS RN

‘People’

Really though there’s so few doable ethical-under-capitalism things you can do this is p much the easiest. Fuck em off lads.

You and me both sister.

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The McMayor would have curves in all the right places :wink:

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it’s actually the hardest. the burgers are delicious.

The hardest is gas and electricity, petrol. Unavoidable things. Then things you need to stay sane, pharmaceuticals, alcohol. Then food right at the bottom (and food you don’t even cook yourself at the bottom of that).

Would the McMayor’s chain be made of nuggets?

McDonalds > Petrol > Cigarettes > Booze > everything else.

Yes, it probably would be

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#petrolheads2020

=/= avoidable though