#30

Can confirm the nice breakfast!

We’re a bit shit if it’s in the week, but much better a weekends.

#31

I’m good, thanks! :+1:

Are you ok, niners?

#32

Gunna have to really push the boat out in August after the majorca cous cous aberration.

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#33

this sounds like some weird swinging stuff. And good luck to you!

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#34

absolutely nobody does mate. But sometimes got to be done

#35

NO WAY :smiley:

srs though, the place is in such good order, you wouldn’t believe. Spent some time yesterday evening just walking around proud of my handiwork.

#36

I am! Generally speaking. Getting lots of exercise, and getting heavily into The Cure and Dawson’s Creek.

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#37

We just do the basic cleaning but leave it all until the last available second so it becomes a brief but frantic nightmare.

I think we only really invite guests around as if we didn’t the house would turn into some kind of filth nest.

#38

Chuck everything in the smaller spare room and shut the door.

Not sure what we’ll do if more than one person or couple stays at once

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#39

drink drink drink get my father in law pissed drink drink drink

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#40

Put the hoover round, bleach my arsehole, usual stuff.

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#41

Yep, tidy up. Change the spare bed. Get in some bacon and rolls. Buy completely the wrong kind of alcohol for them and have it in the cupboard for the next 5 years.

#42

men: read this

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#43

New flat: the works. Towel and flannel waiting on the bed, loads of nice breakfast foods and good coffee, flat cleaned to an impeccable standard.

Old flat: just fucking pile the sofa cushions up and sleep on that, do I look like Lenny fucking Henry to you?

#44

Ridiculous amounts, I love getting the place ready for people…But no one ever comes to see me, waaaaaaa! Come and see me everyone please?

Also my dream would be to have a b&b so I can get it ready for guests all the time.

#45

My parents run a B&B. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

#46

I want a little farm house in spain where I grow my own veg outside and a few rooms more like a hostel really than a b&b. I’ve got like 3 years experience in it so I know what to expect. Going to build in a personality test to the booking process though so no douchebags book.

#47

Wise. My mum was saying just yesterday how annoyed she was because one of today’s check-ins casually announced that they wouldn’t be arriving tonight until after 1am, so she and my dad have to stay up.

#48

Total douchebags

#49

“London types”