#31

I’m good, thanks! :+1:

Are you ok, niners?

#32

Gunna have to really push the boat out in August after the majorca cous cous aberration.

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#33

this sounds like some weird swinging stuff. And good luck to you!

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#34

absolutely nobody does mate. But sometimes got to be done

#35

NO WAY :smiley:

srs though, the place is in such good order, you wouldn’t believe. Spent some time yesterday evening just walking around proud of my handiwork.

#36

I am! Generally speaking. Getting lots of exercise, and getting heavily into The Cure and Dawson’s Creek.

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#37

We just do the basic cleaning but leave it all until the last available second so it becomes a brief but frantic nightmare.

I think we only really invite guests around as if we didn’t the house would turn into some kind of filth nest.

#38

Chuck everything in the smaller spare room and shut the door.

Not sure what we’ll do if more than one person or couple stays at once

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#39

drink drink drink get my father in law pissed drink drink drink

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#40

Put the hoover round, bleach my arsehole, usual stuff.

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#41

Yep, tidy up. Change the spare bed. Get in some bacon and rolls. Buy completely the wrong kind of alcohol for them and have it in the cupboard for the next 5 years.

#42

men: read this

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#43

New flat: the works. Towel and flannel waiting on the bed, loads of nice breakfast foods and good coffee, flat cleaned to an impeccable standard.

Old flat: just fucking pile the sofa cushions up and sleep on that, do I look like Lenny fucking Henry to you?

#44

Ridiculous amounts, I love getting the place ready for people…But no one ever comes to see me, waaaaaaa! Come and see me everyone please?

Also my dream would be to have a b&b so I can get it ready for guests all the time.

#45

My parents run a B&B. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone.

#46

I want a little farm house in spain where I grow my own veg outside and a few rooms more like a hostel really than a b&b. I’ve got like 3 years experience in it so I know what to expect. Going to build in a personality test to the booking process though so no douchebags book.

#47

Wise. My mum was saying just yesterday how annoyed she was because one of today’s check-ins casually announced that they wouldn’t be arriving tonight until after 1am, so she and my dad have to stay up.

#48

Total douchebags

#49

“London types”

#50

not a lot really. Make sure there’s enough toilet paper in mainly, and that the cat hasn’t shit on their bed.

when they arrive make sure they know where tea and coffee etc are, and tell them to help themselves to anything - treat it like their home.

Then i persuade them it’ll be really cute for the kids to wake them up at 6am and that they should go downstairs with them and play as its the “best time of the day” - give instructions about the bottle and everything. Then i go to bed for a massive sleep.

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