I’m a Celeb:
Take Me Out:
Good Morning, Britain:
I’m a Celeb you have to stay the full 3 weeks and do at least 2 trials, and eat a kangaroo knob. Big Brother you’re in it til the final, so 8-9 weeks. If you’re female you’re on Take Me Out until you find a date, if you’re male you have to select one and perform one skill/talent in front of the girls. On Good Morning Britain you have to talk to Piers Morgan and not punch him.
you’ve been on all of them already?
Let’s say €500, 000 for each.
dunno but i’d go on any Bravo show for free.
(Real Housewives, VPR, Below Deck etc)
think i’d do the last one for 5k
probs wouldn’t bother with the others
Naked Attraction - £25k, or £100k if it was cold.
I’m a Celeb: 5 mios
Naked Attraction: 1 mio
Big Brother: 5 mios
Take Me Out: 500k
Good Morning, Britain: 500k
I’m a Celeb: £25k
Naked Attraction £200k
Big Brother £25k
Take Me Out £50k
Good Morning, Britain £1k
I think you’ll find my prices are pretty competitive. Further details please contact @Im_on_safari’s_talent_agent
Apparently they keep it cold in the studio deliberately
why do you all want to go on good morning Britain?
To tie Piers Morgan’s shoe laces together
I’m A Celeb: No fucking chance. Spiders can fuck the fucketty fuck off and this lady’s not for turning!
Anything else: 5 years salary. Will pay my rent in advance for the next 2 years and wank away the rest until I get a job again.
got the mental image of you spaffing a load of coins everywhere. Grim.
Really really don’t wanna go on TV so let’s say like 3179 trillion or something, enough money so that it somehow crashes the global capitalist economies so they can be rebuild with full communism