How much money would you need to be paid to go on these TV shows

I’m a Celeb:
Naked Attraction:
Big Brother:
Take Me Out:
Good Morning, Britain:

I’m a Celeb you have to stay the full 3 weeks and do at least 2 trials, and eat a kangaroo knob. Big Brother you’re in it til the final, so 8-9 weeks. If you’re female you’re on Take Me Out until you find a date, if you’re male you have to select one and perform one skill/talent in front of the girls. On Good Morning Britain you have to talk to Piers Morgan and not punch him.

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you’ve been on all of them already?

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£69

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Yes, I’m Ant and/or Dec.

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Let’s say €500, 000 for each.

dunno but i’d go on any Bravo show for free.
(Real Housewives, VPR, Below Deck etc)

think i’d do the last one for 5k
probs wouldn’t bother with the others

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Naked Attraction - £25k, or £100k if it was cold.

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I’m a Celeb: 1 mil
Naked Attraction 10 mil
Big Brother 20k
Take Me Out 50k
Good Morning, Britain £10

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I’m a Celeb: 5 mios
Naked Attraction: 1 mio
Big Brother: 5 mios
Take Me Out: 500k
Good Morning, Britain: 500k

Europe.

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I’m a Celeb: £25k
Naked Attraction £200k
Big Brother £25k
Take Me Out £50k
Good Morning, Britain £1k
I think you’ll find my prices are pretty competitive. Further details please contact @Im_on_safari’s_talent_agent

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Apparently they keep it cold in the studio deliberately

ay dios, mios

why do you all want to go on good morning Britain?

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To tie Piers Morgan’s shoe laces together

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I’m A Celeb: No fucking chance. Spiders can fuck the fucketty fuck off and this lady’s not for turning!
Anything else: 5 years salary. Will pay my rent in advance for the next 2 years and wank away the rest until I get a job again.

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