How much money would you need to be paid to go on these TV shows

Let’s say €500, 000 for each.

dunno but i’d go on any Bravo show for free.
(Real Housewives, VPR, Below Deck etc)

think i’d do the last one for 5k
probs wouldn’t bother with the others

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Naked Attraction - £25k, or £100k if it was cold.

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I’m a Celeb: 5 mios
Naked Attraction: 1 mio
Big Brother: 5 mios
Take Me Out: 500k
Good Morning, Britain: 500k

Europe.

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Apparently they keep it cold in the studio deliberately

why do you all want to go on good morning Britain?

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To tie Piers Morgan’s shoe laces together

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I’m A Celeb: No fucking chance. Spiders can fuck the fucketty fuck off and this lady’s not for turning!
Anything else: 5 years salary. Will pay my rent in advance for the next 2 years and wank away the rest until I get a job again.

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got the mental image of you spaffing a load of coins everywhere. Grim.

Really really don’t wanna go on TV so let’s say like 3179 trillion or something, enough money so that it somehow crashes the global capitalist economies so they can be rebuild with full communism

I’m a Celeb: £10k
Naked Attraction: £5k
Big Brother: £50k
Take Me Out: £5k dunno what this is
Good Morning, Britain: £n/a

I’m a Celeb: £50k
Naked Attraction: £20k
Big Brother: I’d do it for nowt
Take Me Out: £2k
Good Morning, Britain: £1k I’ll be nice to Piers for a grand, I’m a total sellout.

Unfortunately you can’t check my Tumblr for a visual image any more.

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reading the other replies, i seem to have pitched quite low

naked attraction really is the most sickening tv show I’ve ever seen. Truly the last days of civilisation. £200 minimum for me

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I’d never go on TV, with all the lights and cameras pointed at me I’d get well nervous that it’s a set up for me to be trapped. Don’t like environments where it’s hugely controlled and I’m at their mercy. Never go in escape rooms for that reason, also get nervy at the theatre.