How much of a playa are you, right now?

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#1

I’ve got two SIMs in my phone at the moment.

One for business**, one for women***.

** General use that I’m transferring the number from in the next day or so.
*** General use, will be my only SIM in the next day or so.


#2

I have never been a Spanish beach.


#3

Well I beat the second best Netrunner player in the world last night and made a dick joke in the process, so I’ll let you be the judge of that.


#4

#5

0.0%


#6


#7

Playa in the streets, uh… Mayor in the…sheets.


#8

Same as OP

Right now I’m sat in my home office in comfy yet unattractive clothing, so really very low on the playa scale.

LA trip I just got back from was probably peak playa of many of my recent years though.


#9

Ive got Sandy balls (nb this joke doesn’t really work, oh well)

http://www.sandyballs.co.uk


#10

It’s the velvet robes that draw them in.


#11

Did I inspire this thread with my high level romance playa skills (see yesterdays thread) - you guys are hungry for more tips aren’t ya?


#12

And the hat


#13

Also velvety.


#14

^playa de las Americas


#15

Let’s just say “yes”.


#16

My new neighbours probably think I’m a playa as I’ve had three different blonde women over on several separate occasions in the last couple of weeks. I’m hoping they think it’s just the same one.


#17

There’s a m*m joke in there somewhere. Self ban request.


#18

Why you hoping that, playa?


#19

They won’t be suspicious about the sound of sawing and him constantly using the Pyro setting on his oven?


#20

Ah yes, that’s desirable.