Just went for one about 5 minutes ago, bro. Finished the job, so would vote zero if I could.
Like I know I need to do a poo soon and I tried before the gym but was forcing it too much so left it. I have since eating and drunk quite a lot and no movement. I will go push again in about 5 mins.
Likewise. One of those total clearouts when you step off the khazi feeling about 2 stone lighter and all the better for it.
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We’ve got those stupid headsets you have to plug into a computers for all calls and I can’t really get away with taking my laptop into one of the traps in the office loos.
you say this like you sometimes go for a shite and stop halfway through?
anything above an 8 is basically a medical emergency
Sometimes you could get a bit more out if you sat there for another few minutes, but time is money, japesy.
shit! sorry guys!
thread is null and void! (like Raanraals’ bowels)
everybody out!
This is exactly the level of detail we’re looking for with this thread which is, I feel, a new highpoint for community.drownedinsound.com.
Paul is leaving soon, and so will be my effluent.
I don’t think this is possible, not in my world. There are always reserves.
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I don’t think you should be pushing, just let it be
considering that i’ve not poo’d today and i’ve drank three cups of coffee, i’m surprisingly low on the scale. this could all change quite quickly, however.
^ Abandoned (evacuated?) Beatles lyrics
Ok guys @zxcvbnm I’ve just done one it was a bit firmer than I would generally like but I’ll take it. I think I’ve got more in me though so i’m going to rate as a 2 on the scale.
I am now at 2.
Weirdly enough all this thread is doing is making me want a coffee.
#BRB
It’s making me want a dump tbqh
I’m up to Def Con 4
Well unless you’re a hard as nails coffee drinker like @ericthefourth these things tend to go hand in hand (oh dear).
