Sometimes you could get a bit more out if you sat there for another few minutes, but time is money, japesy.

shit! sorry guys!

thread is null and void! (like Raanraals’ bowels)

everybody out!

This is exactly the level of detail we’re looking for with this thread which is, I feel, a new highpoint for community.drownedinsound.com.

Paul is leaving soon, and so will be my effluent.

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I don’t think this is possible, not in my world. There are always reserves.

solid

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I don’t think you should be pushing, just let it be

considering that i’ve not poo’d today and i’ve drank three cups of coffee, i’m surprisingly low on the scale. this could all change quite quickly, however.

^ Abandoned (evacuated?) Beatles lyrics

Ok guys @zxcvbnm I’ve just done one
it was a bit firmer than I would generally like but I’ll take it.
I think I’ve got more in me though so i’m going to rate as a 2 on the scale.

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I am now at 2.

Weirdly enough all this thread is doing is making me want a coffee.

#BRB

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It’s making me want a dump tbqh

I’m up to Def Con 4

Well unless you’re a hard as nails coffee drinker like @ericthefourth these things tend to go hand in hand (oh dear).

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Just had one. 8/10, probably be happy having that kind of poo for the rest of my life.

Im not immune at all, can usually pretty much guarantee a poo within an hour if my morning pot o’ coffee

couldn’t have been that great if you’re still at 8/10

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Haha, okay. I was just going on what you had just said. Four coffees in… that’s pretty hardcore.

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I have done a couple today and I don’t think it’ll end there - hope I’m not getting ill because they weren’t ideal poos.

ohhh gotcha, yeah dunno why i misread that

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