#18

I don’t think this is possible, not in my world. There are always reserves.

#19

solid

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#20

I don’t think you should be pushing, just let it be

#21

considering that i’ve not poo’d today and i’ve drank three cups of coffee, i’m surprisingly low on the scale. this could all change quite quickly, however.

#22

^ Abandoned (evacuated?) Beatles lyrics

#23

Ok guys @zxcvbnm I’ve just done one
it was a bit firmer than I would generally like but I’ll take it.
I think I’ve got more in me though so i’m going to rate as a 2 on the scale.

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#24

I am now at 2.

#25

Weirdly enough all this thread is doing is making me want a coffee.

#BRB

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#26

It’s making me want a dump tbqh

#27

I’m up to Def Con 4

#28

Well unless you’re a hard as nails coffee drinker like @ericthefourth these things tend to go hand in hand (oh dear).

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#29

Just had one. 8/10, probably be happy having that kind of poo for the rest of my life.

#30

Im not immune at all, can usually pretty much guarantee a poo within an hour if my morning pot o’ coffee

#31

couldn’t have been that great if you’re still at 8/10

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#32

Haha, okay. I was just going on what you had just said. Four coffees in… that’s pretty hardcore.

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#33

I have done a couple today and I don’t think it’ll end there - hope I’m not getting ill because they weren’t ideal poos.

#34

ohhh gotcha, yeah dunno why i misread that

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#35

Back up to around a 7 I’d say.

#36

Once you get to my age, you start settling.

#37

Discarded dialogue from Twin Peaks s3.

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