solid
I don’t think you should be pushing, just let it be
considering that i’ve not poo’d today and i’ve drank three cups of coffee, i’m surprisingly low on the scale. this could all change quite quickly, however.
^ Abandoned (evacuated?) Beatles lyrics
Ok guys @zxcvbnm I’ve just done one it was a bit firmer than I would generally like but I’ll take it. I think I’ve got more in me though so i’m going to rate as a 2 on the scale.
I am now at 2.
Weirdly enough all this thread is doing is making me want a coffee.
#BRB
It’s making me want a dump tbqh
I’m up to Def Con 4
Well unless you’re a hard as nails coffee drinker like @ericthefourth these things tend to go hand in hand (oh dear).
Just had one. 8/10, probably be happy having that kind of poo for the rest of my life.
Im not immune at all, can usually pretty much guarantee a poo within an hour if my morning pot o’ coffee
couldn’t have been that great if you’re still at 8/10
Haha, okay. I was just going on what you had just said. Four coffees in… that’s pretty hardcore.
I have done a couple today and I don’t think it’ll end there - hope I’m not getting ill because they weren’t ideal poos.
ohhh gotcha, yeah dunno why i misread that
Back up to around a 7 I’d say.
Once you get to my age, you start settling.
Discarded dialogue from Twin Peaks s3.