considering that i’ve not poo’d today and i’ve drank three cups of coffee, i’m surprisingly low on the scale. this could all change quite quickly, however.
^ Abandoned (evacuated?) Beatles lyrics
Ok guys @zxcvbnm I’ve just done one
it was a bit firmer than I would generally like but I’ll take it.
I think I’ve got more in me though so i’m going to rate as a 2 on the scale.
I am now at 2.
Weirdly enough all this thread is doing is making me want a coffee.
It’s making me want a dump tbqh
I’m up to Def Con 4
Well unless you’re a hard as nails coffee drinker like @ericthefourth these things tend to go hand in hand (oh dear).
Just had one. 8/10, probably be happy having that kind of poo for the rest of my life.
Im not immune at all, can usually pretty much guarantee a poo within an hour if my morning pot o’ coffee
couldn’t have been that great if you’re still at 8/10
Haha, okay. I was just going on what you had just said. Four coffees in… that’s pretty hardcore.
I have done a couple today and I don’t think it’ll end there - hope I’m not getting ill because they weren’t ideal poos.
ohhh gotcha, yeah dunno why i misread that
Back up to around a 7 I’d say.
Once you get to my age, you start settling.
Discarded dialogue from Twin Peaks s3.