How often do you eat...(please chat)

Nibble a nipple

  • Never
  • Daily
  • At least once a week
  • Fortnightly
  • Monthly
  • Quarterly
  • Annually
  • Less often than once a year

0 voters

Feel angry that McVities put milk in them, the sick bastards.

Does biting a bum count as eating the A, @Gnometorious? I usually give that a nibble if TV gets out of bed first.

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Really want some DCDB now tbh

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No, you’ll have to create a biting bumcheeks poll.
It’s a very different thing imo.

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I got bored doing these polls after

  • The first one
  • Not on poll book
  • The first … say… three
  • I just really want to tell people about what I eat.
  • Uh oh - is zxcv hungry and ornery? Go and get some food you big dickhead.

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This is now the Friday filth thread.

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Was gonna do one for “[the horrible tortured bird thing pronounced like fwah grah] with a side of complete distain” but it didn’t feel appropriate to clog up the thread with a big poll for a banter post. Just posting this instead so you all know the thought was there.

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Dear @harru,

I have a tin of beans about once a month, but make the tin last 2 meals, should I click monthly or fortnightly?

Big fan of proper pickled onions. My grandad used to make big jars and pickle them for years. Had the last pot about 4 years after he died when my gran found it in “the cubby hole”

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I think I’d go fortnightly. think in terms of portions rather than containers

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Rustlers or similar microwave burger

  • Never
  • Daily
  • At least once a week
  • Fortnightly
  • Monthly
  • Quarterly
  • Annually
  • Less often than once a year

0 voters

Yuk

Food your cat has put their face in

  • Never
  • Daily
  • At least once a week
  • Fortnightly
  • Monthly
  • Quarterly
  • Annually
  • Less often than once a year

0 voters

This poll inspired by me turning around to find Winnie drinking the milk in my granola. Jokes on her cos it’s nut milk!

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great thread, novel twist on a classic genre

Peanut butter

  • Never
  • Daily
  • At least once a week
  • Fortnightly
  • Monthly
  • Quarterly
  • Annually
  • Less often than once a year

0 voters

interesting, I use it fairly often as ingredient in stuff (eg. in satay sauce) but very very rarely eat it eg. on toast.

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dutch people are obsessed with it. i basically have it as a constant backup for when i have nothing else to put on bread / toast, also have it in a sandwich with nutella sometimes as an evening snack

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BRIE

  • Never
  • Daily
  • At least once a week
  • Fortnightly
  • Monthly
  • Quarterly
  • Annually
  • Less often than once a year

0 voters

Constantly around Christmas time. Otherwise probably quarterly when I fancy a brie baguette (as I did earlier this week).

Really don’t understand the love for brie.
It tastes of evil.