How old do you feel?

I mainly want people’s opinions on this 69 year old clown who legally wants to be recognised as 49 so he can pick up women on tinder.

Astonishing that this isn’t an Onion article.

Anyway, I’m 32 but feel 28.

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I’m 26.
I feel 26 I guess

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I feel checks calendar 33

Why do you have so many calendars?

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Surely he’s discriminated against cause of his old face?

And shit beard

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FTFY

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That’s all the foreign companies send as gifts any more after the last bribery scare.

I turned 30 recently and everyone is like omg 30 but i feel about 24? Still quite shocked I own a house and have a real job and still don’t feel like an adult

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I’m only 19 but my mind feels older

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Different parts of me feel very different ages.

Head feels about 30.
Knees are about 50
Back maybe mid-40s
Fingers are late 70s
Facial hair - maybe 16

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I wonder if anyone has told him that
No you’re discriminated against cause you look like Rolf Harris.

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Mentally - 25
Physically - 35

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Positivity guru

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josh brolin in old man makeup

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Got a bit of this going on too

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balls?

his wee soul patch bit isnae straight

The Dutch folk at work are telling me that this guy is always in the news for shit like this

Good luck to him

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Also I feel about 45 and a nurse once told me that I have the lungs of a 68 year old