#26

Used to be quite flexible, could get my feet up to my mouth (one at a time obviously). Increasingly a bit more stiff and occasionally painful these days (I feel like these things are connected)

Thinking of starting to do a bit of yoga or some shit

#27

My friend is a yoga instructor and says that even now when someone rips a huge fart she says “that’s fine, it’s perfectly natural” then excuses herself to leave the room and laugh her head off in the corridor.

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#29

Are you trying to put together some sort of cat-burglar team for an upcoming criminal escapade?

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#31

It’s a loud noise and a bad smell that comes out of your bum ffs! It’s the highest form of humour.

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#33

How do you get your forearms on to the floor?

Like, are your legs really short in comparison to your torso and upper arms?

#35

So you can basically touch your toes with your elbows? With straight legs?

Incredible.

#37

RIP ticklenipple

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#38

My yoga instructor carries a patchouli type room spray that she wafts around before the class, and sometimes during. :sob:

I always feel sorry for the poor person whose guffing prompts a spritz of the spray.

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#39

Quite unstretchy tbh. Got told I could either have an opp on ligiments to make me a bit more stretchy and bendy or shit tonnes of physio.

Reader, I chose neither.

#41

I can touch my toes.

Touching my toes without squeaking one out’s another matter entirely.

#42

i’m reasonably flexible overall i think, but some bits of me are quite flexible and others aren’t that flexible. would like my hamstrings to be a bit better, and when i put my arms over my head i’d like to be able to get them to go back a bit further. not sure if i can still get my legs behind my head, but if not i could get pretty close. i want to be able to do the splits but my hamstrings are preventing me

#43

Really inflexible. Even when I was really physically fit, I struggled with things like rock climbing and would injure my ankles and knees playing basketball regularly.

Obviously a lead pipe now I’m a fat man.

#44

Crazy flexible for a 6ft 85+ kg dude. Pretty much entirely down to jiu-jitsu.

Still make a pained noise standing up, bending, or lifting stuff though

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#46

I have no flexibility whatsoever except when I’m being a perv.

#47

When I took up yoga last year I was pleased to find I was pretty flexible really - and got better the more I did

I’ve not been since the start of he summer though - I need to find a new class.

#49

I used to be pretty flexible but age+surgery has ruined that.

Basically at raw spaghetti. Can probably get my ankles to my ears if the situation is right though.

#50

Thursday

#51

I did a yoga class recently and discovered my hamstrings are basically raw spaghetti, whereas my hips are over cooked spaghetti to extent where the instructor called me ‘Mr. Snake Hips’ afterwards

#52

My legs are fairly flexible but in all the wrong ways. My hips are so tight that my knees are pretty high off the ground when I sit cross-legged but I can walk on my knees with my feet out at right angles to my body.