#15

spending £6 on toast and not even keeping the leftovers. shocking.

#16

There’s a crowd round the coffee machine in there just now, blocking it. I saw that it’s a Samsung microwave though. Will update when I have the wattage.

#17

I’ve never been into the room where our work microwave is

#18

letting the tension build before the big reveal… I like your style

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#19

why not

#20

2 Panasonic 1000w jobbers

#21

I’m not even ON workbook.

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#22

Wouldn’t let my scran within 20 ft of the work microwave

#23

just seems weird to suddenly start going in there now after all this time

#24

wow must be a REALLY strong model

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#25

what if you find out there’s a pile of free biscuits in there

#26

I know where the relevant table for that is.

In a bit of a bind today actually as it’s someone’s last day and they have a cake on said table but I’ve never spoken to them before and don’t want to either break that habit or brazenly take the cake without doing so :expressionless:

#27

their last day so you can be as rude as you want

grab a fistful of cake and if they say anything to you tell them straight up to get fucked

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#28

fuck, ok!

#29

just been individually asked if I will come gather round her desk for a wee send off. here’s my chance to deliver the big fuck you in real style.

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#30

800W.

It’s a Miele isn’t it.

#31

you’re really making a Miele out of that!

eh!

don’t think this works tbqh

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#32

It doesn’t say.

#33

FFS

#34

it blates does you just can’t see it