#24

wow must be a REALLY strong model

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#25

what if you find out there’s a pile of free biscuits in there

#26

I know where the relevant table for that is.

In a bit of a bind today actually as it’s someone’s last day and they have a cake on said table but I’ve never spoken to them before and don’t want to either break that habit or brazenly take the cake without doing so :expressionless:

#27

their last day so you can be as rude as you want

grab a fistful of cake and if they say anything to you tell them straight up to get fucked

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#28

fuck, ok!

#29

just been individually asked if I will come gather round her desk for a wee send off. here’s my chance to deliver the big fuck you in real style.

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#30

800W.

It’s a Miele isn’t it.

#31

you’re really making a Miele out of that!

eh!

don’t think this works tbqh

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#32

It doesn’t say.

#33

FFS

#34

it blates does you just can’t see it

#35

I’m googling now.

#36

well stop it and go and look at your microwave

#37

It’s the CM1089 (1100W)

Close inspection will reveal no indication of the watts on the front:

#38

woah, big dog.

think you’re in the lead

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#39

Worth the wait, eh? I might start using it now I know what’s underneath the bonnet.

#40

dunno, but I’ll tell you waaht GRINDZMAFUCKINGEARZ
When someone uses the microwave at work to defrost something or whatever, so turns it to a really low setting but doesnt turn back after use. So then I put my soup in for like 4 mins and it comes out pretty much stone cold.
Worst subhuman scum!!!11

#41

900er.

#42

Just seen this was actually a thread that actually happened today

#43

We have 6. Six! Not sure on the deets but the one I use is a pretty serious Samsung job, doesn’t even have a rotating dish thing. 15 seconds and my food is, as they say, piping hot.