So, I was walking past a shop for magic tricks and my colleague said “I didn’t know that was there”. There was the basic ingredients present for a disappearing act joke, but I failed to join them all up and the moment passed. How quick are you off the mark to make shit jokes? They do not have to be funny in the slightest.
How quickly can you make shit jokes?
Steved
#6
Colleague, stupid: "I didn’t know that magic shop was there"
Me, cool: “Probably why she divorced you”
Whats brown and shitty?
A stick with some poo on
Literally just came up with that.
coolerthantv
#11
A colleague walked past as I was eating beef hula-hoops earlier and said, in the direction of the crisps: “Mate, they’re the nuts”.
I, without hesitation, responded: “No, these are beef hula-hoops”.
So yeah, I’m pretty much Groucho Marx.
Jeremys_Iron
#14
It's been an emotional day
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