How quickly could you be at least waist deep in water from NOW!

Run out two doors, in the car, up the road, abandon car, run up incline, jump in canal. Four minutes.

Actually might be better just leaping off the bridge which is an extra 50m drive.

Run out of the office, leg it down the stairs, sprint to the canal, jump in. Reckon I could do it in two and a half minutes.

Could fill a bin with water then jump in. How long would that take to fill, 15 minutes maybe? Alternatively I could run to the Clyde (6 minutes walking according to Google maps, so let’s say 2/3 minutes running).

2 minutes to get downstairs and on my bike then cycle to the nearest river - say 10 minutes ish?

5 minutes to Carshalton ponds.

Bingham’s Pond - four minutes?

I remember watching Woking beat Carshalton many years ago.

Out of my office, down four floors and across the road to the Lee. I’d say under two minutes if I really needed to.

You do. Go!

We haven’t addressed by deathly fear of being immersed in water though so I suspect that would prevent me without some sort of ca$h bonu$.


:crystal_ball: Yes definitely


Cool way to work out which DiSers have swimming pools.

I’m never going to catch up with your thread count, am I

five minute walk to the park probably

could run I guess, but that’s not what I’m about

Walk 5 mins and jump into the sea

Can you probabaly be yhere in 2 mins if i ran

I don’t really get the robot gag, I think it was from when I was away.

If sitting counts then however long it takes to run the bath. If not then 10 min drive to the park, which has a pond that might be waist deep.

Out two doors, into bike shed, unlock bike, 3 minute cycle, in the rijn, probably 4 minutes total

I preferred it when we couldn’t edit posts

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