pfft that was already after the first edit
Depending on whatās going through it, thereās a brook at the bottom of the hill. Couple of minutes walk. If thatās not deep enough, couple of minutes drive to Bartley Reservoir.
Iām not Tory (or Australian) enough to have a swimming pool, but my neighbour is so maybe 20 seconds?
The first one was free, if you want any more they are Ā£12.50 a pop.
Thereās a Virgin Active Gym a couple of minutes from here, but Iād need to sign up first which might take a while. Probably better to jump off Hammersmith Bridge which would be about an 8 minute run at a guess.
30 seconds.
Run out of the shop across the way, and into the gym
It was surprisingly successful too, Ā£12.50 is good value!
Im sure you could get into the pool that quickly. Are you even a member?
Iāll just blaze straight past them and jump in the pool
Get off the bus in two minutes, brisk 10 minute walk to the pond in Gloucester park, several years to get over my fear/ intense dislike of being in water.
I guess iād have to go to the canal as well but itās a bit far and i have my big boots on which hold me back so I reckon I could be there in about 20 mins?
15 minutes to the ocean.
5 minutes? Run downstairs, run to StrandvƤgen and jump in.
google thinks iām 10 minutes from the clyde. half a mile downhill, reckon i could make it in under 5mins.
Steal a bike and youāll be there in about a minute.
Run out the back door and jump in the canal.
1 minute, tops.
Concentrate and ask again
Nah, canāt be arsed.
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