How quickly could you be at least waist deep in water from NOW!

Can’t believe some people are walking instead of sprinting. Where’s your commitment??


Think I could sprint from here to the sea in 120 seconds. Including four flights of stairs

Have you taken tide and drop off to waist deep into account?

I certainly have

Should be able to shave off a few more seconds by jumping down the stairs.

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117 seconds if I jump it and 113 seconds if someone happens to be at the front door to the building to hold it open once I get to the bottom.

I have a GoPro, don’t make me prove it to you all

reckon I could make it to the Cam in 90 seconds, if jumping down the stairs and not pausing to hold the door open for Isobel

Apologies for doubting you.

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canal across the road. 2 minutes. depends if this guy lets me in…


Reckon I could be dead in the Thames inside four minutes, assuming the lifts are working.


I’m abandoning my car in the middle of a road, you can take your boots off.

if you were truly committed, you’d drive directly through the bridge crash barriers, windows wound down of course.


maybe jump out the door mid-fall, if you can time it right?

I reckon there might be a cut through a bit earlier that I could plough down but I am not 100% sure it would work. What to do?

I think this would be a more interesting question if it were waist deep (no more, no less) rather than at least waist deep. A missed opportunity.

It would add on seconds if I have to change these boots. They take a while to get off.

I could run to the local gym/hotel with a pool, this would take 4mins googling then down two flights of stairs 3 mins, then I estimate another 10mins running to it, who knows what obstacles I would face once there, I may have to overpower a security guard or gym bod, my hand to hand combat is a bit rusty so conservatively another 4mins so roughly 21mins.
Or I go to the basement 4mins, take the fire axe and start smashing some of the big pipes down there, risky mind, they could be the shit pipe (would this count?), boiling water or gas.

I will allow shit as long a it is liquefied. Gas is a no no.

What about sitting a fish tank? There is a local restaurant with one that would be the quickest certain option.