How quickly could you get your hands on a chainsaw?


#1

From now.


Just reading about when the Queen dies
#2

Dunno


#3

Pretty sure there’s one in the office, going to say less than 30 seconds, but I might be wrong. We definitely have cutting tools.


#4

Within 10 minutes - allowing time to get on my bike, cycle to the nearest DIY store, locate the power tools section and place my hands on said chainsaw.


#5

Hour or so.


#6

Office chainsaw, eh?


#7

They probably have a team tree-felling session after work every Thursday, after complaints that the fußball tournaments were getting dull.


#8


#9

My stepdad is a gardener and has a couple and he lives 10 minutes away.


#10

A gardener in London? Poor sod.


#11

my pal has one and door to door is roughly a half hour. in the case of a zombie news bulletin i could be reasonably well armed fast, then, which is good to know


#12

We live just south of Hampstead and all those houses with the huge gardens so it’s pretty cool good for him in terms of work.


#13

There’s one at my parents house, probably 25 minutes away. Could maybe buy one slightly quicker.


#14

Got one in the boot of my car (electric, chain is blunt) so about three minutes (I’m lazy so walk slowly)


#15

Surely your pal would arm themselves with the chainsaw? They’d probably cut you up as soon as you came bursting through the door.


#16

(Even though we can’t seem to see images today.)


#17

Oh I can see images again!


#18

fuck. but then again i know for a fact he has a week knee so i can at least try and cripple him before he can get me?


#19

Me too!


#20

It’s dog eat dog come the zombie apocalypse.