🍴 How Tasty Is It Really 🍴 Epidode 22: BISCUITS 🍪

Hi there! Largely for @laelfy’s benefit, here’s one of these

Food Score
Curry 9.35
Pizza 8.86
Mexican 8.83
Cheese 8.60
Chips 8.26
Sandwich 8.10
Fry Up 8.05
Burger 8.00
Roast Dinner 7.80
Chinese 7.75
Lasagna 7.73
Chocolate 7.71
Ice Cream 7.43
Crisps 7.27
Doughnut 6.73
Soup 6.56
Cake 6.54
Greggs 6.44
Pasty 6.33
Sweets 5.97
Pringles 5.63

So then, biscuits/cookies/all that…

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  1. One of the most overrated foodstuffs. Think it’s a perverse symbol of British puritanism that they’re as fetishised as they are.
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Big fan but can’t in good conscience give them more than an 8.

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I will eat almost any quantity of shortbread biscuits in one sitting. This is why I am not allowed shortbread biscuits.

9/10

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I once made the best shortbread I have ever had in my life, before or since, but as I didn’t own kitchen scales or indeed a measuring jug at the time (it was a fairly dark period in my life) I did all the measurements by eye and cannot reproduce it.

This is my tragedy.

  1. dipping a packet of bourbons/chocolate digestives/malted milk into a hot brew ultimate comfort food post work.

Love soft baked cookies, and fig rolls, can take or leave everything else.

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Can’t really biscuits because I have no self control and will eat a whole packet in one go. As such I tend to receive biscuits for free, I feel this may have increased my appreciation for them.

They’re better than pizza.

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No they’re fucking not

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Yeah of course a lot of biscuits are just a fairly pointless sugar & fat hit but I do love shortbread and have my go to bog standard biscuits and proper bakery/home-made biscuits can be a joy. Worst biscuits are probably the pretending to be posh giant cookie things.

So yeah biscuits are great. I’ll go 9.

How about a pizza crumbled with chocolate chip cookies, chocolate digestives and Jacobs cream crackers?

Not as good as cake / 10

Biscuits have an annoying habit of making you eat them mindlessly

Biscuits without chocolate can do one

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I think the point at which a person has fully matured into an adult is when they prefer a “biscuit” to “some sweets”

I am not at this stage of my life yet but I do bloody love a biscuit nonetheless 7/10

Big fan of Jaffa biscuits

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Absolutely agree with this with the exception of the custard cream.

Boring biscuits for boring people

I love biscuits

Here’s my favourite biscuits

C U S T A R D C R E A M
shortbread
VIENNESE WHIRLS
HOB NOB
Dark Choccie Diggies
G I N G E R N U T S
TUNNOCKS Tea Cakes

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That’s a pretty top list with the exception of custard creams

Boring is underrated imo.

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