The discrepancy in quality between a Dark Chocolate Digestive and a Milk Chocolate Digestive is absolutely fucking wild. A divide not seen since “Bounty”
Viennese whirls
Chocolate hobnobs
Dark chocolate gingers
Orange Clubs
Tunnocks Teacakes
Bens Cookies
I reckon all the best food is made this way. It’s my dream to open a restaurant where I make all the recipes up as I go along. Possibly while blindfold/drunk.
8 all the way.
Love a biscuit. Just loads of fat and sugar in a nice carby package. I like the shit plain ones almost as much as the luxury ones.
When I was in sixth form, two friends and I did an experiment to see how many digestives you would need to dunk to absorb an entire mug of tea. It was about a pack and a half (though it was more or less impossible to get the last 1cm in the bottom).
I once bought a double pack of custard creams and ate the entire thing that day and then looked at how many calories I’d just consumed and did a little cry
C-C-C-C-COCAINE!
I bloody love biscuits, way up in my favourite foods. Gave them a nine only because I don’t think I could subsist on them indefinitely without becoming unwell (I gave curry a 10 because I obviously could). Even though I’ve just eaten a slice of banana bread I could still go a biscuit. Current standard biscuit = chocolate malted milk, but I will eat any of them.
Ginger Viennese Whirls>Lemon Viennese whirls>Choco Viennese whirls>normal VWs
It’s so big that I simply won’t eat a milk chocolate one- simply not worth the calories. Dark chocolates are DELICIOUS. The caramel ones are bollocks too, completely ruins the biscuit
Those tears? Sweet, sweet joy
I didn’t know what to look for in terms of consistency etc so I was doing everything by fractions, e.g. I’ve got a kilo of flour here according to the packet and I need 400 g, so I reckon two fifths of the height of the packet is about here
You’re a fucking moron.
That is how I baked my banana bread this morning (did I mention that? I baked some banana bread) and it’s turned out great. Scales are for fish.
Oreos can do one.
it is actually you who is the fucking moron, you fucking moron
this is the work of a fucking moron
You know who’d post a post like that one you just posted? A fucking moron that’s who.
I have a colleague who I sometimes work with on site in Glasgow.
Every trip she will buy two tunnocks caramel wafers for £1 each from the cafe to take back to England as a ‘present from Scotland’ for her kids. Every single time I tell her she’ll get a multi pack for a pound in any English Tesco, but still every time she does it. Bonkers.