๐Ÿด How Tasty Is It Really ๐Ÿด Episode 1: PIZZA ๐Ÿ•

The idea of a duck sitting at a table and tucking into a bread pizza with a knife and fork and a napkin tucked into its neck

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Do you not think this is because its so ubiquitous and readily available?

Imagine if you could only have pizza once a year or something.

No? Wouldnโ€™t give my cat Tina salami though. Too expensive for her tastes

Looking forward to this take in every one of these threads.

@tilty no sauce = not a pizza.

Courgette
Aubergine
Broccoli
Squash
Beetroot
Kale
Cavolo nero

I would only choose broccoli from any of those I think

FTFY

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Arty choke

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the definition of fine/10. gave it a solid 6 - prefer garlic bread.

Genres of pizza best to worst:

  1. You are on holiday in Italy pizza
  2. Wanky independent sourdough place where they call you โ€œguysโ€
  3. Crosta and Mollica bases bought from shop, augmented with toppings by your own fair hand
  4. Chain pizza
  5. Supermarket pizza
  6. Kebab shop pizza (had one on Friday, totally sober - was nice)
  7. Youโ€™ve found a pitta bread and some cheddar in the fridge and have married them up with some ketchup. Still great.
  8. Dominos
  9. The Papa
  10. Pizza Hut

Iโ€™ve left out a totally made yourself one as my bases never come out that well, so donโ€™t feel qualified to comment.

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Some people I know rate Mozza over Paesano, which is a really bad take IMO

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despite having never tried Mozza Iโ€™d feel comfortable describing these people as absolute roasters

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pizza in italy sucked fwiw.

Have ya had their one with honey and nduja though? Fuck me itโ€™s good

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WHAT?!

I do think there is a lot of nonsense talked about pizza in Italy (Yeah, they only ever use three ingredients" - do they bollocks - never seen a longer list of topping options than in Naples), but when they land it there, its the flippin bomb.

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I had a local chippy at home and the pizza was quite nice but I would always, without fail, have an upset stomach the next day. Must be something they use

best pizzas:

  1. pizza express
  2. dr oetker
  3. wank pizza place where they call you guys
  4. italy
  5. supermarket chilled
  6. dominos/pizza hut type thing
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