so many thoughts
you wake up at your mates house they announce that you’re going out for a fry up and they’re paying
so you have no idea where you’re going
which bit of a standard fry up are you most expecting to be a bit shit?
you know the answer already it’s the sausage
I’m a very very big fan in the wider sense/outside a fry up but unless you go somewhere fairly expensive, that component is pretty much ALWAYS shit
a while ago i went for a fry up in Brighton, there was a sign in the window saying Daily Telegraph’s top 10 breakfasts.
genuinely, one of the best 5 meals I’ve ever eaten it was that good - every component was 10/10
wasn’t there the last time i visited tho 
hash browns are amazing, but tattie scones are too. when i was in edinburgh recently my host made me an egg roll with both a hash brown and a tattie scone in - absolute game changer
i miss the days of youth when hangovers involved waking up, couple of lagers to take the edge off, nice big smoke to get the appetite going, out for a fry up, back home, have at least a pint of water then a nap… wake up feel absolutely fine