Whilst I respect both big Linda M and your opinion, I’m afraid I’ve got to disagree. They just don’t hit my brain’s burger-centre in the right way.

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absolute degeneracy

Burgor

what? how can it possibly soak up juice when it’s a wet thing made of water?

eh? it’s all flippy floppy!

agreed - i do actually like lettuce in my burger, just think your reasons are odd

now THIS is a good and correct opinion

“Oh you have? So where the FUCK has it gone?”

Every single time

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Fair enough, I’m an odd guy

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think we might have burgers for tea. Unfortunately Asda is the closest supermarket option. What should be in these tasty homemade burgers, or should I just buy some patties posh buns etc ? help me DiS. I’ll have two kids in tow so it will be the usual stressful supermarket trip with them arguing over who pushes the trolley etc.

Good quality mince, salt and pepper. Don’t need any more than that. Give 'em a good slap to get them flat and you’re away.

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  • Dirty burger
  • Clean burger

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When I’ve done that in the past they’ve lacked flavour a bit. No egg to bind ? Paprika ?

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Quite like burgers but prefer the alternate universe in which they never existed and we all ate hot dogs with loads of toppings instead

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Don’t need egg if you press them enough I find. Bit of paprika or chilli powder if you’re feeling frisky.

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Get some fattier mince - 15% or something, should be juicier.

Don’t need egg or breadcrumbs or anything.

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Boiger

Also griddle them if you can.

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Plastic cheese

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Don’t you be slagging l.macs mate.

Furgers

My votes so far in these can pretty much he summed up by:

Food 10/10

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