They sold much, much more than MOMOS. Why are you lying to the good people of DiS?

I respectfully but vehemently disagree.

Top tip - always, always order more curry than you can eat in one go.

Really love curry so a 10 from me. Growing up I didn’t so much, my mum would make this mild masala but was still too spicy for me, but thankfully I grew up and became a bit of a spice warrior dickhead

As a main I’ll jump between having either a jalfrezi, vindaloo or phall. My local place has a chefs special called the naga viper or something which is probably a little less hot than a phall but more flavoursome if anything.

Will get a side of saag paneer with it as well, again my local has a “sweet” or “spicy” option, if I’ve gone hotter than a jalfrezi I’ll get the sweet one for balance.

Otherwise garlic naan, pilau rice and sometimes onion bhajis. Love poppadoms too, mmm mmm mmmmm

Aubergine curries are the absolute champion of food, no backsies

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Look, ok, i was already swimming in prosecco by the time i saw the menu, all i remember is eating some momos and almost getting into a fight with a racist much later in the night.

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Oh :pensive: I didn’t see that, apologies!
I hope you have an opportunity for more curry very soon x

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I can’t have curry tonight :frowning:

Might have some more pumpkin dal for lunch seeing as I made tonnes and it’s delicious

I remember when Indian Veg was like a fiver, it’s like…double that now?

I like curry I like to eat it

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You could say I curry favour with curry. You could.

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Have you made Meera Sodha’s 100 garlic clove curry?

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One clove for every lidl in Scotland

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Lmk if you ever need a taste tester :wink:

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I love curry so much but it isn’t cheap in Stockholm (and generally isn’t spicy because Swedes are massive spice-wimps) so that makes me a bit sad.

Now there’s a book I’d like to write, go to every Lidl in Scotland, buy a clove of garlic, and at the end make a big curry for all the people I’ve met on the way.

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  • Get something bastard spicy
  • Don’t do this

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Book? I think it should be a show. A BAFTA award winning show

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Was one of them @plasticniki ?

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