Gluten-free bread used to taste like shoes, but the Tesco Free From brown bread’s incredible. Probably the best high street loaf, which people might turn their noses up at, sure, but not everybody can afford to pay £4 for a sourdough. It’s sort of cake-like. Smear a bit of full fat Lurpak on that. Mmmmmmmm.
Also, people who don’t have butter on sandwiches should be publicly flogged. Up there with the “…actually, i’m such an adult i don’t have sugar in my tea” crew. Round all these people up and stick 'em on the Isle of Wight or something, we don’t need 'em.
Okay, off to work, cya.