I reckon that if the cheese you’re about to eat smells like someone has taken a shit in a wrapper and hid it under a radiator, you’re on your own.

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Actually some cheeses smell more like jizz.

Just as well there is a literal world of cheese to choose from

The best one is “brie”

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how lovely, s_h and gnome can agree on something today

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It is possible for larvae to survive in the intestine

No.

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Sadly had to only vote a 9 because of the existence of blue cheese

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brie smells like good feet

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Don’t make me choose!!!

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Cumembert

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Good feet for a brieg man

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Once had a proper falling out with a colleague because they kept bringing in the most insanely stinky cheese into our very small office and insisted it had to be kept out on the side to ‘breath’ :nauseated_face:

'Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed, diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping."

:nauseated_face:

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Would they not share it with you?

your art seems to omitted the option for I only really like it cooked into things

Cambozola I think - it was one we used in the sandwich shop I worked at years ago. Might have been something different, might just have been the one they got in for sandwiches, definitely smelt like spunk

Obvs we referred to it as cumbozola

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Cumbozola

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Is it time for cheese puns?

sorry kermy! I’m also pretty nauseated.

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It’s as gouda time as any.

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Not going to mark it down for all the cheese I don’t like as they give lots of other people pleasure.
Most dishes are enhanced by the addition of cheese.
I get more than enough enjoyment from the small range of cheeses I love to justify rating :cheese: 10/10

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