🍴 How Tasty Is It Really 🍴 Episode 20: CRISPS

Hi! Another day, another thread!

Cheese takes 4th place

Food Score
Curry 9.35
Pizza 8.86
Mexican 8.83
Cheese 8.60
Chips 8.26
Sandwich 8.10
Fry Up 8.05
Burger 8.00
Roast Dinner 7.80
Lasagna 7.73
Chocolate 7.71
Ice Cream 7.43
Doughnut 6.73
Soup 6.56
Cake 6.54
Greggs 6.44
Pasty 6.33
Sweets 5.97
Pringles 5.63

And now… crisps! For the purposes of this thread ‘crisps’ will also include maize and corn based snacks such as Wotsits, chipsticks etc.


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4, just giving them a lower score than Pringles to piss off the Burt’s Bores.

‘French fries’ are the worst ‘crisps’

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This is a correct opinion, Discos a close second.

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Best snack 10/10

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The biggest 5 possible. The best crisps aren’t even crisps, they’re corn or maze snack products.

And I refuse to allow them to inflate the most overrated snacks score

Salt and vinegar

  • Rubbish, tastes like batteries
  • Oh maybe, if they don’t have prawn cocktail

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10/10 mainly because salt and vinegar chipsticks are included.


Prawn cocktail flavoured crisps taste like actual prawn cocktail

  • Of course they do
  • Of course they don’t

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Of your readily available main Walkers flavours

  • Ready salted
  • Salt & vinegar
  • Cheese & onion
  • Roast chicken
  • Smokey bacon
  • Worcester sauce
  • Prawn cocktail

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Voted C&O here but I have to say that that is a WALKERS SPECIFIC VOTE


crisps are neat


I have a special place in my heart for crisps. I say heart, I mean, it’s somewhere in me and it never gets full up.

  • Burts
  • Tyrrells
  • Kettle Chips
  • Sensations

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not sure i’ve ever had a burt

Updated HTIIR / HGATR matrix

Curry Aretha Franklin
Pizza Neil Young
Mexican R.E.M.
Cheese Pixies
Chips Radiohead / The Supremes
Sandwich Outkast
Fry Up Portishead
Burger Kendrick Lamar
Roast Dinner Joni Mitchell
Lasagna Massive Attack
Chocolate Bruce Springsteen
Ice Cream Race Against The Machine
Doughnut Toots and the Maytals
Soup Elton John
Cake Kylie Minogue
Greggs Sugababes
Pasty Lez Zeppelin
Sweets Weezer
Pringles Metallica

Might be Westcountry based tbh. They do a firecracker lobster flavour which is very good.

Some of the best flavoured crisps are “unflavoured”


Would happily die in a vat of crisps. All the crisps, all the flavours, all the textures and shapes, all in one big vat. Me just drowning in crispy goodness.


Can’t believe I’ve still not done my book of photos of crisps.