#61

Mini Eggs = Sweets

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#62

Strawberry Creme off of Quality Street = Sweets

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#63

agreeing with both of these actually

You can’t count those as a chocolate!

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#64

Oh! You like sweets so much, look at the fucking, last-decade expiry dates on each of these. Plus we’ve got plenty more past their date percy pigs in that cupvoard over there. You may think you like sweets but you don’t even want to eat them

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#65

I want to eat them! That’s why I buy them! But then I get scared about eating too many sweets.

#66

Lol that’s not even all the sweets we currently have though :joy:

#67
  • I keep and maintain a “Sweetie Jar” in my home (Actually a physical jar)
  • I keep and maintain a “Sweetie Jar” in my home (A notional jar, a “jar” in the abstract)
  • I put on a shirt and tie on my day off and always make sure I “eat at the table”

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#68

Yeah i couldn’t be bothered to dig out the gone off percys and mini haribo. Sure there’s like one non-gone off bag of squidgies, but I’ll be back in a few years when they’ve gone off too.

#69

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#70

We have sweets in the office every Friday, but I’ve found out where they keep them and will occasionally dip into the stash in the week when there’s nobody around (I’m a fucking monster)

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#71

Does a big Lego head count as a jar?

#72

“A notional jar, a jar in the abstract”

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#73

only eat fizzy/sour sweets now, I guess my sweetie taste has matured with age. mainly haribo tangfastics. the cherry ones are incredible. home bargains use to sell packets that just had the cherry ones in. skittles are still good… anything with chocolate in it is not a sweet its a chocolate. whys this even being questioned.
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#74

The difficulty here is that your insatiable thirst for sourness will eventually cap out and leave you with nowhere to go. It’s important to temper your sour hits with non sour equivalents to keep you grounded and to keep your cravings to an achievable market level

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#75

Best sweet flavour

  • Strawberry
  • Raspberry
  • Apple
  • Orange
  • Lime
  • Lemon
  • Cherry
  • Cola
  • Watermelon
  • Black currant
  • Toffee
  • Rhubarb
  • Sour

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#76

I can’t have a sweetie jar at home cause I would always eat sweeties

#77

This is my fundamental problem tbh.

I think I have what could genuinely be classed as a “dangerous sugar addiction”

Need to knock em on the head really. Maybe I’ll ceremonially smash the jar (or just put “grains” or some other boring shit in there instead)

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#78

How would you describe people who say they don’t like sweets?

#79

Peach

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I once received a giant kilner jar (I now use for spaghetti, that’s how big) full of peaches for my birthday, it was the best day of my life

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#80

if it takes you so long to eat them then do you even really like them hmmm

@the_ravens (is this my thing now?)

Dammit this should have been at Gnomo

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