His name has burglar in it. He wears a tie showing off his intended target. He’s wearing a mask. He has the classic burglar striped top on. He has an unnecessary cape ffs
I don’t often agree to locking up without evidence but the signs are all there that he is guilty
Sneakers for sneaking!
White privilege
Was gonna do a thread about puppeteers shagging using their puppets but went for this instead so thanks for engaging
Seems quite a thankless and overly complicated process to steal McDonalds, as they’re cooked behind a counter in pretty divided labor processes. Must be a nightmare to stay allusive but also in time with various workers and where exactly they are in the cooking/packing process.
Then you’ve got the general public, ofc back in the day he’d have gotten by sneaking past families enjoying their meals but now there’s drunkards, delivery drivers, security guards littering the whole scene. It really doesn’t bear thinking about.
because it’s not illegal to be the hamburglar
He probably just blames the Deliveroo lads gathered round the counter now. Plus he’s got gloves on, just like OJ Simpson, and he was found not guilty so bangs gavel
what is the charge? eating a meal?! a succulent McDonalds meal?
He has proven himself beyond rehabilitation
they like him and dont mind
He is a close friend of Ronald McDonald, Grimace, and Birdie. Even though he has always attempted (and failed) to hoard all the hamburgers in McDonaldland for himself, he has always been looked upon as a valued member of the McDonaldland community.
He buys the police off with hamburgers!
and fellatio
So he’s treated more as a kleptomaniac that the purple blob etc recognise as a mental illness, rather than a villain or victim of economic circumstance. Interesting.
Nowadays you dress yourself up as a burglar that steals hamburgers and they’ll throw you in jail
I reckon in McDonaldland they’re so good at making burgers that there’s a huge surplus, so his thieving helps justify the prices
Do they just keep making burgers at a consistent rate, with no correlation to what people are ordering?
Nature is healing
diplomatic immunity
