saps
26 January 2018 13:07
#1
In the usual sense, you filthy minded freaks.
When did we become a nation of infants who can’t attend any event, meeting, function without a bottle of water?
I don’t get very thirsty and am therefore superior to the rest of you constantly-swigging divs.
Anyone with an actual medical condition gets a pass, obvs.
I’m tough as fuck, like saps, and don’t have to take water everywhere I go
I’m a baby and am never seen without a bottle of water
I’m still a wimp and carry water a lot but don’t panic if I’ve not got a bottle with me at all times.
I have a genuine medical need to sip water at considerable frequency
Some other option that implies that saps is being totally unreasonable here
I do basically all of my drinking for the day between the hours of 9 and 10am. After that my only real liquid intake is a small cup of tea at 4pm and a small glass of water with my sleeping pill at 2200hrs
Epimer
26 January 2018 13:09
#3
I’m always thirsty. Always have been.
I’ve checked with a doctor, I’m not diabetic or anything. Just constantly thirsty.
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Times where I might get a bottle of water (or another beverage):
cinema
long aeroplane / car / train journey
exercise
Always have a glass of (fizzy) water on the go at work.
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If I don’t drink I get angry. Also if I drink lots of coffee I get angry.
Epimer
26 January 2018 13:12
#7
Under what circumstances do you get even?
I have water with me constantly. I drink at least 2 litres a day, sometimes 3.
Drinking water is the key to everything.
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Yeah, about the same. Always tap water though, right?
I try not to be seen without a cup of tea during working hours and when at home
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Yeah I don’t buy bottled water unless I really have to. I carry a stainless steel 1ltr bottle with me always.
ericVI
26 January 2018 13:19
#15
can’t believe saps would actively try to disencourage people to drink water which they need to live with his bullying crap. sort it out, saps!
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Am I the arbiter of @anon29812515 dad joking because I really enjoyed it.
Epimer
26 January 2018 13:24
#17
I thought you’d enjoy his post. Someone has to.
Try to always have water.
It’s partly because if I keep myself drinking enough water I can stop myself snacking on sweets while working.
saps
26 January 2018 13:28
#20
I’m trying to thin the numbers out.