How to annoy people


#1

Any good tips or ideas?

My favourites:

  1. Insist that you don’t have an astrological sign.
  2. When people tell you about a film they like, ask ‘isn’t that a kids film?’ (h/t alcxxk on the old boards).

#2

Being really, really, really polite to angry people always seems to make them even angrier.


#3

Yes this is a great one. Loved a ‘sorry I can’t help you unless you speak to me in a less aggressive tone’ when I worked at a posh supermarket.


#4

I vote Conservative :slight_smile:


#5

no such thing as a posh supermarket


#6

Insist that Dean Cain is the best Superman.


#7

be unapologetically right-on.


#8

He totally is though, no lie.