How to annoy people

Any good tips or ideas?

My favourites:

  1. Insist that you don’t have an astrological sign.
  2. When people tell you about a film they like, ask ‘isn’t that a kids film?’ (h/t alcxxk on the old boards).
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Being really, really, really polite to angry people always seems to make them even angrier.

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Yes this is a great one. Loved a ‘sorry I can’t help you unless you speak to me in a less aggressive tone’ when I worked at a posh supermarket.

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I vote Conservative :slight_smile:

no such thing as a posh supermarket

Insist that Dean Cain is the best Superman.

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He totally is though, no lie.

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