How to be instantly artistic

Cut a blood orange in half, take a photo of your hand squeezing it on top of a white canvas

Any other ways?

Take your top off, put mascara on and smudge it, pour red wine over your head, stare into the lens. In front of a white canvas.

Any other ways?

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Take a photo of someone while they are wet, but in b and w so it’s not so porny

In front of a white canvas

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make a really basic scrawl picture, but make it really fucking big

Cut yourself to draw blood, write a short sentence using the blood on a white canvas.

Wear a beret

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Realise there is no spoon.

Go to cafe oto

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Anyone have the sensation of feeling constantly inspired but completely stunted when it comes to expression

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Yeah I think of things I’d love to do and then remember I can’t

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Was going to post this.

Turned up trousers

Sounds shit.

Put on a smock

put a bird on it

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carry a tote bag

Pretend to like brutalism

Spend all your time talking about the quality of the light.

Brutalism’s great!

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