#10

When you ask someone if they’re enjoying the party and then they say no but just before you start tearing up and emoting about how much work you put into making coeliac-inclusive canapes they say “im enjoying the parTAY” and you understand that a partay is better then a party and you enjoy the situation

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#11

:point_up: this guy knows how to parTAY

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#12

Manches puts the TAY in parTAY

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#13

Traffic light jelly*

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#14
  • musical chairs
  • musical bumps
  • musical statues

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#15

What’s musical bumps?

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#16

musical japes

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#17

music stops and you jump onto your bum

last one down is out

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#18

Do you mean sit down on the floor? Jumping on your bum is impossible surely.

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#19

don’t think you’re cut out for musical bumps tbh maosy

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#20

Some people say “pop” or “popping” instead of “fart” or “farting”

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#21

some people say ‘pop’ instead of grandad

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#22

This is the sort of chat that the parTAY will have

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#23

Some people say “pop-pop” instead of “gramps” which is what some people say instead of “granddoodah” which is what some people say instead of “grandfather”

#24

are we pronouncing this gran-doodah or grand-doodah (the second one is similar to how Blinda Data is pronounced)?

#25

Only red pringles left

#26

you tried any rice pringles eric

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#27

The former

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#28

Must remember to make some variant of this joke next time I’m in Dundee

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#29

Yesterday I said this sentence: “I didn’t really like the tikka masala rice Pringles, they really repeated on me”

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