Do you mean sit down on the floor? Jumping on your bum is impossible surely.

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don’t think you’re cut out for musical bumps tbh maosy

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Some people say “pop” or “popping” instead of “fart” or “farting”

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some people say ‘pop’ instead of grandad

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This is the sort of chat that the parTAY will have

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Some people say “pop-pop” instead of “gramps” which is what some people say instead of “granddoodah” which is what some people say instead of “grandfather”

are we pronouncing this gran-doodah or grand-doodah (the second one is similar to how Blinda Data is pronounced)?

Only red pringles left

you tried any rice pringles eric

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The former

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Must remember to make some variant of this joke next time I’m in Dundee

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Yesterday I said this sentence: “I didn’t really like the tikka masala rice Pringles, they really repeated on me”

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Smee puts the ee in Dundee?

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and now you are repeating on all of us

makes you think

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It really does!

I havent. I dont think i’m ready tbh.

The crudités are running out but it’s ok because Dave is chopping up another pepper in the kitchen. Back in the front room, Gen has just offered around some molly.

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All the ‘party people’ are in the ‘place’

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I remember at work I came across a personal finance blog article that was about how you can shop around for a good magician and it was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

Just the combination of straight facedness with the sheer amount of times the word “magician” was used really got to me

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