ITV’s The Chase with Bradley Walsh
The Chase: Reckon I’d get around £6000 in the cashbuilder round and safely take it home, would fancy our chances in the final chase if there were two of us left, I think any more than that leads to slower answers and speed is the name of the game.
Tipping Point: Would breeze through to the final as the questions are quite easy and the contestants are usually quite stupid, game of chance after that but I’d be confident of getting the jackpot counter out if The Machine was kind to me, would go for three counters every time obvs.
Pointless: Discussed elsewhere but started to apply for this before my gf pulled the plug on it, would be confident enough of making the final unless something really niche came up en route, would not get a pointless answer in the final though but would be happy with the trophy.
Catchphrase: Easy money as they let you keep it regardless don’t they, quite good at these usually but not confident I’d make the final as Mulhern’s gurning idiot face would distract me too much.
University Challenge: Ineligible as I dropped out.
Only Connect: Would be appalling at this but I’m fine with that as I’m not smug enough for it anyway, would be nice to pour scorn on one of Coren-Mitchell’s shit cleverer-than-you gags though.
Eggheads: A team of me, my gf, my Dad, my mate Joe and someone else (open to applications) would manage to take out Chris, Judith and/or Dave but Kevin and Barry would kill us in the final.