Mine literally couldn’t be wetter.
I’m squelching around the office.
Mine literally couldn’t be wetter.
I’m squelching around the office.
Pretty darn moist
oh god I’m so sorry
Very dry
Liar.
Burn him.
Just back from a lunchtime swim in the river so it’s currently a 2 but was 10 within the last half hour.
It’s true. The secret is to carefully place a medium sized egg in between the cheeks. This improves air flow and circulation and avoids moisture buildup. Plus after a day of shuffling around the house, the residual heat is enough to slowly cook the egg (soft/medium boiled) ready for a pre-dinner snack
If 1 is Prince Andrew, and 10 is “oh no, I fear something disastrous has happened”, I would say 2.5
Everyone in this thread should be murdered
On the Prince Andrew scale 3.8 feel it could build to a BNM (Best New Moistness) of 8.6 by the end of the day.
Woah!
p dry tbh
Tell you what’s a nice treat in summer (and it’s one of my worst habits environment wise, but please remember I have a very small carbon footprint so I’m allowed one naughty thing), a pack of moist towelettes in the fridge or freezer.
What. A. Delight.
This reply is a thing of beauty
What do you do with the towelettes? Drape them over your forehead?
Sometimes!!
& @dktrfaustus baby wipes basically
I refresh my downstairs region with them, and then I lie naked from the waist down in front of a fan
Bit like how one of you, was it Theo? Does after using original source mint and tea tree shower gel
this monkey’s gone to woking
I have a Wet Ass Ass, WAA if you will
I will!