Mine literally couldn’t be wetter.
I’m squelching around the office.
Pretty darn moist
oh god I’m so sorry
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Very dry
Liar.
Burn him.
Just back from a lunchtime swim in the river so it’s currently a 2 but was 10 within the last half hour.
It’s true. The secret is to carefully place a medium sized egg in between the cheeks. This improves air flow and circulation and avoids moisture buildup. Plus after a day of shuffling around the house, the residual heat is enough to slowly cook the egg (soft/medium boiled) ready for a pre-dinner snack
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If 1 is Prince Andrew, and 10 is “oh no, I fear something disastrous has happened”, I would say 2.5
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Everyone in this thread should be murdered
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On the Prince Andrew scale 3.8 feel it could build to a BNM (Best New Moistness) of 8.6 by the end of the day.
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Woah!
p dry tbh
Tell you what’s a nice treat in summer (and it’s one of my worst habits environment wise, but please remember I have a very small carbon footprint so I’m allowed one naughty thing), a pack of moist towelettes in the fridge or freezer.
What. A. Delight.
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This reply is a thing of beauty
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What do you do with the towelettes? Drape them over your forehead?
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Sometimes!!
& @dktrfaustus baby wipes basically
I refresh my downstairs region with them, and then I lie naked from the waist down in front of a fan
Bit like how one of you, was it Theo? Does after using original source mint and tea tree shower gel
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this monkey’s gone to woking
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I have a Wet Ass Ass, WAA if you will
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I will!
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