How will our teeth evolve?

Milk teeth? Why?
Wisdom teeth? Why?
Another row of teeth? Why?
Delilah

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Through sentient toothpaste?

It’s what I fear the most

Milk teeth are like practice teeth that we can totally fuck up without consequence. I’d love another round of milk teeth.

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they’ll start by strangling us with our own floss

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Your teeth don’t evolve they revolt

(almost works)

as what?

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New milk teeth every year, make a killing under the pillow you would

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This is concerning

So is this

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probably bluetooth connectivity

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Just one big tooth on the top and bottom, like a gum shield.
And they can grow back if they get knocked out.

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I would imagine that when they invented blender technology that they assumed it would render teeth redundant.

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Big Mouthfeel put a stop to all that

can I just take the opportunity to post this pciture of a child’s jaw before they lose their milk teeth

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Never not horrific.

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I love it

when the big teeth move up - does it all fill up nicely with bone?

Nope, just big empty holes which get filled with worms

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