Emily Gilmore would have had one of her maids catch covid for her.

Lorelai would pass it to Luke, cause he’s round hers fixing plumbing so her new fiance can move in

Rory would be writing an article about Paris who has found a cure but is weighing up whether to sell it for big bucks or get the kudos of giving it away for free

Taylor Doose - mask snitching

Ms Pattie, has a mask with a hole in for her cigarette holder

Kirk - caught covid, sars and ebola all at once

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Jesse arrested for stealing toilet roll (that it turns out he wants to give to the needy as he’s so gosh darn misunderstood)

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Les would also be mixing up his own hand sanitiser in the bath and thinking he could get rich quick flogging it on the street and then it turns out it doesn’t work while simultaneously making people itch.

(I had a dream last night that apparently Corrie had special Paranormal Investigator episodes where 12 year old Chesney hunted for ghosts with Schmichael the dog)

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she’d have a resplendent flowery mask but also she’d look very flustered in it

Rose is obviously going to be sleeping around despite everything. unsure if she’d be against masks or wearing a glamorous black sparkly number?

think Richard might be a bit annoyed by the whole mask thing?

honestly, they could all go either way.

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:smiley: perfect

Excellent point about Rose. Think she’d be anti mask in Morrisons but pro (gimp) mask in the bedroom.

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Dave and Denise going on about how it’s 5G, Barbara going “ooh, really?” and frowning

she might actually be into the masks for their allure?

also remember the episode she wore a veil because she was in mourning? what are we to make of that behaviour in this context? hmm…

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Very good point actually, it’s certainly true of me and I do relate to Rose on many levels

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stockpiling even more boxes of crisps

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:smiley: ahahahahaha

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he’d be having vivid nightmares about being gunned down by massive viruses.

Silvio would be keeping the Bada Bing! open on the down low, real crooked, and Paulie would get COVID from a stripper and somehow survive.

George Costanza absolutely in his element working from home, but resenting having to actually do a single iota of work.

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Kramer would enter jerry’s apartment wearing a mask but would say it isnt for covid, he’s just preserving his smell sense and tastebuds. Then he would fall over and make a funny noise.

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Victor Meldrew just doesn’t beliieeeve it.

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Midsomer Murders detectives are baffled that the high death count in an idyllic village isn’t actually due to an improbably large number of murders.

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Gareth Keenan woukd insist on going into work but would wear an army gas mask with built in blue tooth earpiece so he could still make sales calls.

As head of H&S he would insist everyone wear disposable coveralls which would be incinerated each night

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Jay from the Inbetweeners would know of a drive-in test centre full of filthy nurses just gagging for it.

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Wallace accidentally discovers a cure for Covid after eating some mouldy cheese, works to synthesise a vaccine from this with the help of a generous scientific benefactor who turns out to be Feather’s McGraw intending to sell the vaccine on the black market at an extortionate rate.

Gromit eventually alerts an oblivious Wallace to this who races to the lab in his wrong trousers, losing control and smashing every vial but one in the hands of Feathers who is chased by Gromit through a series of conveyor belts. Feathers finally drops the vial which smashes on the ground but the liquid inside pools into the shape of the moon giving Wallace an idea.

W&G dust off their rocket ship and head back to the moon to farm the right cheese and have an emotional reunion with the skiing cooker robot. On the way back to earth skiing cooker robot falls apart from years of neglect but Gromit rebuilds him into a cheese-vaccine dispensing machine saving the human race.

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Bammers, this is beautiful!! I want them to make this so I can watch it :smiley: award worthy IMO

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