Emily Gilmore would have had one of her maids catch covid for her.
Lorelai would pass it to Luke, cause he’s round hers fixing plumbing so her new fiance can move in
Rory would be writing an article about Paris who has found a cure but is weighing up whether to sell it for big bucks or get the kudos of giving it away for free
Taylor Doose - mask snitching
Ms Pattie, has a mask with a hole in for her cigarette holder
Kirk - caught covid, sars and ebola all at once