How would you like your remains to be handled after death?

  • Buried (cemetery)
  • Buried (woodland)
  • Cremated
  • Body to science
  • Body to art
  • At sea
  • Volcano
  • Do not care
  • Other

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Chat encouraged.

I joked on my dating app profile that I’d like to be stuffed and mounted in a standing position just below high tide. I think I actually fancy a woodland burial really

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Don’t care, I’ll be dead.

Stuff me, fuck me, use me as a punchbag, don’t care

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Burn me, spend as little money on it as possible, play some music that will make people cry

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sensually

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I’ve got that on my dating profile

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Sorry but my body is mine, I don’t believe in any afterlife, I believe all that I am is in my body. And I really hate the thought of anybody doing anything with me after I’m gone, so however useful medical science might be I absolutely do not want that. Take out whatever organs can be viably donated and cremate me as soon as poss.

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Turn me into a bench

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Don’t like the idea of being surrounded by lots of other dead things really. Donate whatever’s good, and bury the rest in a quiet spot somewhere.

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would you be plastinated?

  • yes
  • no

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Make me into a firework and shoot me off the cliffs into the sea.

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same but they don’t have to be scientists

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This has happened with a few people round here recently actually and it’s really lovely.

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ooh this is cool :slight_smile:

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They never pay enough really.

I don’t want to be in an urn someone keeps hanging about / in their attic either. No point.

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That’s really good money actually for that kind of thing. Looking forward to you having incredible superpowers.

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I am in the process of updating my will and I was going to put body to science but something adminy put me off - like you have to already have agreement or something from a science place. Idk.

I’d like it to be put to use really but if not then whatever requires the least resources/fuel/space. Chuck me under a hedge or something, or CORPE DISSOLVING RESOMATOR pls…


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Probably a direct cremation like Bowie. One of my more interesting work days involved a tour behind the scenes at a crematorium - I got to see the whole process right through to the Cremulator.
I am tempted to buried in my home town cemetery along with other members of my family. It’s a beautiful place with a view of the mountains, a stream and most importantly it’s home to Red Squirrels. They now offer unmarked woodland burials in the Victorian part.

Hold the fuck up. THEY pay YOU for that!? I’m paying them for it!

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whatever my family want to do.
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