Haha, my reason is because I’m quite messy so I’m always a bit like “fuck, what embarrassing thing have I left out?”
Should I ever turn up at your flat I promise not to look in the fridge
Actually apologies Witches, the second I sent that I thought ‘eh that’s a bit creepy’ Not what I intended
ban request
Hahaha!!! How is that creepy!!! it isn’t at all. You’re most welcome!! Remember to bring beer!!
Five more minutes to guess what 52 year old thing I have in my fridge.
It is not sourdough or a drink.
Or my mum.
Will do
Haha!!! Bring that and we’ll just force you to drink the boxes of strong Belgian and wanky craft beers we have instead!! We are well prepared for guests. I have gin and whisky if you’d prefer tho.
No flirtinis?!
Haha!! Of course. We’d have those ready for you the moment you walked in the door!
some kind of extremely fermented thing. 52 year old kimchi?
Yass!
Double Decker is the exception that proves the rule that all other chocolate does belong in there, no?
The answer is…
My tortoise Lucy. She’s hibernating in there.
Mars can also go a bit funny if too cold. There must be others.
hmmm…
I like to think that you will open the fridge one morning to find her munching away on some lettuce, then giving you a look that says “where have you been?” and slowly making her way towards the edge of the shelf for you to take her out.
Toffee crisp.
Milk, no sugar, ta.
(doesn’t work)
DiS Meat?
